Pretzer In Tight Pistons Jersey Too Sexy

NGAWire® | 30Apr08
NGA Investigative Reporters

NGA investigative reporters received the following disturbing image from last night’s Pistons/Sixers playoff tilt. In this grainy photo released by unnamed sources, NGA member and former TPC ROY Jeff “PJP” Pretzer was spotted sporting a very tight and, from all accounts, MUCHO SEXY Tayshaun Prince (#22) jersey (sleeveless, of course). Comments heard from the crowd included “Nice Guns”, “Hubba Hubba”, “OUUUGAH” and “Beefcake”, amongst others.

The NGA is still awaiting comment from Pretzer. Only then can his man card privileges be adequately reviewed.