In Da House

NGAWire® | 14Sep09

Below is an e-mail message received from

My name is Bruce,
And I like to rock,
I am also a golfer,
Sometimes I wear a smock,

Hopefully I will attend the TPC,
Looking forward to seeing Clif and McKay,
I would like to watch many porno,
Maybe even some gay,

I will let you know shortly if I can attend,
Maybe play some good golf too,
God I really, really hope,
Not to step in some doggie poo-poo.

Boy, isn’t it great to hear from