NGAWire® | 13Feb10
The NGA has decided to forego plans on holding a champion’s dinner next TPC.
Instead they have instituted a policy that is call the “TPC Champion Hand-Foot Policy”.
The lucky defending champion will have all his needs catered to by the former champions in attendance.
“We aim to make his time as defending champion a pleasurable one. If he needs anything at all, it will be provided to him” stated an unnamed NGA spokesman. “Nothing will be too much or too little.”
This policy does not include anything sexually related, nor does it include anything associated to “bathroom” activities.
Non-participation by former TPC champions is strictly frowned upon.
Since the current TPC champion has departed the NGA, 2008 winner Karl Nagy will reap the benefits of this new policy.