Oh Boy Danny Boy

NGAWire® | 15Apr15

Our own Dan McKay lived a dream today, teeing it up at the fabled Waterville Golf Links in Waterville, Ireland.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow
Or when the valley’s hushed and white with snow
‘Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You’ll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an “Ave” there for me.

And I shall hear, tho’ soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you’ll not fail to tell me that you love me
I’ll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I’ll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

God bless you Capo!


















Clifton Enjoys Farm Life

NGAWire® | 7Apr15

Apr 7, 2015, at 9:50 PM
Subject: 4/7/15 The Farms

:45 min drive north inland to Rancho Sante Fe from La Jolla 9:24 tee time.

Arrived 8:45 am wife dropped me at bag drop after passing gate with my color 8 x 11 guest sheet down tree lined drive similar to Augusta.

Enter club house pass by 4 member pro’s large pictures Phil, Tom Lehman, Annika, & Lesolette Neumann.

See large member list board with Phil 1/300.

Downstairs to my guest locker name plate next to Matts Neumann. Change shoes quick shot of comp listerine off to pro shop. Thoughts of Kurncz at Firestone.

Pass a nice replica glass case collection of every putter used to win US Open realize Phil passes this every time he enters the golf shop. Must sting some?

Meet & greet Don head pro, pay guest fee 1/2 off due to aeration. He asks how do I want to pay my caddie fee? Reply cc, got logo ball & hat. Out to meet Dan 30’s tall long dark hair looks like Tom Watson’s caddy, just realized. Wore a full white The Farms caddy suit like Augusta.

Off to range sporting my Labatt’s stand bag, decent FJ Spikeless, new pink Azalea Pink Under Armour Golf Shirt. Old set of 845’s, Callaway FT9, Fusion 3w, Mizuno Hybrid, ping b60 as used in my final TPC.

Chit chat w/Dan my caddy as I hit 5-6 7 irons, 3-4 hybrids, 3-4 3 woods, 2-3 Driver’s no golf 6 month’s I am ready after lots of range balls for me :D

Forgot to hit a few putts Lennie & Maser would not be happy! They were 8-9 vs 11-12 never made anything left many short. Learned 100% of putts that don’t get to the hole do not go in. Everything breaks toward the hole as well Genius.

Dan is from Chicago so I start on about Senior PGA Harbor Shores seeing Tom Lehman’s young boy 10-12 baseball slide down a hill to jump on cart w/his old man. I turn who walks by 10 yds away yes Tom on range with his son. He very likely heard me. Also on the range Lesolette Neumann & her group.

Start off bogey double realize my ebay callaway FT9 Driver is cracked :( Got Titleist demo at turn too stiff.

On #3 tee uphill par 3 163 yds I dead spray shank first shot. re-load straight high true bounce roll yes ho hum 2nd ball ACE best par ever!!!! Dan said my name should be on his back.

Poor SOB Dan had to hear about my double eagle & bogey hole out at Pebble Beach & pretend to be interested. He dealt black jack on a river boat for 8 yrs learned people skills.

He has caddied for Tom Gainey, Paula Creamer early days. He had good stories & tour gossip. Know Pat Perez, Ricky Fowler, Ian Poulter. Waiting for 18 yr old kid China to get his sponsor. Said Dustin Johnson banged Amanda Dufner, got suspended for coke. Believes Tiger used steroids & HGH. Saw Christina Kim get sloppy drunk talked about butch carpet munching LPGA. Great Guy likes to get Mexican food & beer for $4 by his Walmart. Not a rich man does not pay taxes living life on his terms self made passed pga PAT is a scratch works at Big Horn (Skins games, & Battle of) loops for President of Motorola $$$ Lots of movie quotes, caddy shack, actors that golf.

Nagy he caddied for Kurt Russell, with a duck dynasty beard, & Goldie Hawn looks like a clown too much plastic surgery. He likes Jason Day at Augusta. I imagine Dan does well in cash $$ games on & off course. Confirmed local ballet is brought in every year for Augusta.

Saw Tom hit on 3 tee as we putted, I waited on 4 green. He thanked us said good morning. We slow played he never caught us. 47 46 93 decent bogey golf caddy helps tons.

Hit balls :30 min after round considered shaving, showering, whirlpool. But had one set clothes so grab cab home early meet up with family. Did the 3rd S for Kurnzie hallowed ground Tom & Phil.

Just when I thought I was all but hanging it up only to golf on vacation few times a year funny game draws you back in Wicked Bitch

Maser no Callaway fitting got a playing lesson today $30 savings!

Best part about Dan he had no trouble at all keeping up with Cliftom’s Chit Chat.

Fairways & Greens,

Sent from my iPhone 5








Viva La Cejka!

NGAWire(R) | 09Mar15

My BMW Charity Pro-Am playing partner Alex Cejka won his first PGA Tour event yesterday, the 2015 Puerto Rico Open.

It took Alex a sudden death playoff to defeat four other players and claim the winners check of $540,000, but more importantly an addtional 2 year exemption on the tour.

NOTEWORTH – Our BMW Pro-Am groupmate Miguel Angel Carballo also had a good weekend, finishing in a tie for 2nd at the Web.com Tour’s 2015 Cartagena de Indias at Karibana Championship Presented by Prebuild, claiming a cool $61,600.


CDO Does It Again!

NGAWire® | 18Feb15

Never to be outdone, Chris Dane Owens has done it again.

As a follow up to his critically acclaimed release Shine On Me, CDO has created another winner, this time called Light Speed.

This song may not have the catchy melody of Shine, but the asinine storyline and hodgepodge of clips make this video extraordinary.